Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you guys are keeping well.
I’ve realised I don’t really update this as much. Maybe because I am not quite sure what to blog about, or because I simply choose sleep over rambling on about whatever it is that is on my mind. Anyway, I will try and work on that.
I posted a picture on Instagram saying, ‘Merry Christmas you filthy animal…and a Happy New Year’, and I am starting to think people are offended by it. But come on, it is Home Alone! And I am on the spirit of Christmas, or am I?
Growing up, I never really celebrated Christmas. I never really expected much from Santa. I just thought he was this guy. I seldom exchanged gifts, even now. Except for the occasional secret santa and birthday gifts and baby showers. Only kidding, I’ve never given anyone a baby shower gift. Trust me, up until I started watching Friends, I didn’t even know that THAT was a baby shower. Don’t judge me, I’m from a small town.
Speaking of a small town, I am heading back home today. Excited? Hell, yes. Looking forward to the flight? Not so much. Travelling is a hassle, especially when you’re incredibly fidgety. I mean, it just makes it awkward for me and the human being I am sitting next to. I fidget a lot…A LOT. And not to forget I have to use the toilet like every half hour or so. Don’t worry, nothing serious. Just an incredibly quick bodily system thing going in there for me. Or is it a bladder system? I don’t know.
Why am I discussing my bladder. This is awkward.
Oh, I am going for a Christmas lunch today…can I get a round of applause? Why? Because I am by far the most socially awkward person I know, and sitting through an entire Christmas lunch is really really really courageous for someone like me. Trust me. It’s not like I don’t talk at all, it’s just that I am not sure what comes after, I am fine thanks how are you? I can’t help myself even if I wanted to, trust me, I’ve tried. Anyway, I figured I have go to look a little bit nice for this party/lunch, so I threw on some crooked eyeliner. I’m proud of myself, a little. Who am I kidding, I am VERY proud of myself.
Anyway, I am looking forward to this holiday because my cousins and their friends (will this work towards me becoming less awkward?) and I are going down to the coast of Kenya. I am excited for the sun, but even more so for spending time with my famjam.
I think I’ve rambled on enough about everything that is on my mind right now. So I suppose I will blog later. Maybe from Kenya.
Have a wonderful holiday, guys.
you filthy animal and a Happy New Year,